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Drink of the Week

Parental Advisory

• 1 ounce bourbon whiskey
• 1 ounce cherry liqueur
• 1 ounce cream or milk
• Dash of triple sec

Pour ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well, then strain into a chilled old fashioned glass.

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Drink of the week:

Netflix Night
1 oz. Pumpkin Purée
1 tsp. Honey
1 oz. Fresh Lemon Juice
2 oz. Four Roses Bourbon
3 oz. Crabbies Ginger Beer
1/8 tsp. Grated Fresh Ginger
1/8 tsp. Ground Cinnamon

Preparation: Place all of the ingredients in a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously. Strain ingredients over ice in a rocks glass. Garnish with a cinnamon stick.

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Twisted Sisters

• To make simple syrup:
• 1 cup sugar
• 1 cup water
• To make cocktail:
• 3 centimeter-thick lime slices (round)
• 1/2 ounce simple syrup
• 1/2 ounce Meyer lemon juice
• 1 ounce unsweetened coconut milk
• 1 1/2 ounces vodka
• 1 to 2 ounces ginger beer
• Garnish: additional lime slices, if desired

Directions

1. To make the simple syrup: Dissolve sugar in water over medium heat. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer for 10 minutes, stirring frequently. Let cool.
2. To make cocktail, muddle limes and simple syrup in cocktail shaker until the limes are juiced.
3. Fill the cocktail shaker with ice, then add Meyer lemon juice, coconut milk, and vodka. Shake for 10 seconds.
4. Strain cocktail into a Collins glass filled with ice. Top with ginger beer and add lime slices to garnish if desired. Serve with a straw.

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The Red Cup Party
3 bottles of Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin Ale
1/2 bottle Martinelli’s Sparkling Cider
4 cinnamon sticks
4 lemon wedges
a sprinkle of cinnamon
Start with a cinnamon stick. Place one in each glass or, in our case, each mismatched mason jar. Next, pour Blue Moon Pumpkin Ale until the glass is about three quarters full. Next, add your cider. You want a little bit of foam so don’t worry about extra bubbles.

Squeeze a little bit of lemon on top and place wedges on each glass for garnish.

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Drink of the Week

Stripped

• 1/3 cup sugar
• 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 5 1/2 cups Lambrusco or other sparkling red wine
• 24 ounces sparkling orange beverage, such as Orangina
• 4 ounces Bourbon or other American whiskey
• Orange wedge and slices
• Ice

STEP 1

Mix together sugar and cinnamon and spread on a small plate. In a large pitcher, combine red wine, orange beverage, and Bourbon. Rub an orange wedge around rims of eight rocks glasses, then dip glasses in cinnamon-sugar mixture to coat. Fill with ice, add cocktail mixture, and serve with orange slices.

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Drink of the week: 

Busy Bee

• 1-2 parts Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey Whiskey

• 2 parts Sierra Mist soda

• Juice from lemon wedge

• 3-4 fresh mint leaves

In a glass with ice add all ingredients, stir and gently mash the mint a bit.

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Drink of The Week

The Boardwalk
2 parts Bourbon
1 part simple syrup
1/2 part lemon juice
Cherry
Lemon slice

Shake Maker’s Mark Bourbon, lemon juice and simple syrup with ice and strain into a rocks glass. Garnish with a cherry and slice of lemon and serve.

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Drink of the week:

Cyber Treatment

• 8 strawberries, hulled & halved

• 5 big fresh basil leaves

• 1/8 fresh lime, wedged

• 1-1/2 cups tonic water

• 2 oz. gin

• 1 tablespoon simple syrup, agave, raw sugar or stevia (add more if needed)

• ice

Directions

In a mixing glass, add the strawberries, basil and lime. Muddle them thoroughly to release the juices and oils. In a small bowl, mix the honey or raw sugar with a little amount of tonic water (just enough to dilute it). When it has diluted, add to the mixing glass. Add the gin and tonic water. Strain everything in 2 drinking glasses full of ice.

Garnish with more strawberries, basil & lime if using.

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Drink of the Week

Back In Session

1 part(s) Pinnacle® Peach Vodka
2 part(s) Lemon Lime Soda
Mix ingredients and serve over ice in a highball/Collins glass
Garnish with peach slices.

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Drink of the week

Lip Service

1 cup brewed iced tea
1.5 oz tequila
1 oz triple sec
1.5 oz fresh squeezed lime juice
1.5 oz fresh squeezed lemon juice
1/4 cup simple syrup (to make simple syrup, boil 1 cup water with 1 cup sugar until dissolved)
fresh fruit (such as blueberries, raspberries, peaches)
granulated white sugar (for coating rim of glass)

Moisten rim of glass with lime wedge, then dip in sugar until rim is coated in sugar. Mix tea, tequila, triple sec, lime juice, lemon juice and simple syrup into glass. Add ice and fresh fruit. Garnish with lime wedge before serving.