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Friday Nov 01, 2013
Friday Nov 01, 2013
On this week's Episode Ari and Deeds chat about delusional reality tv stars, taking selfies at funerals, offensive Halloween costumes and more!
Drink of the Week:
Cider Selfies
In a tea kettle, combine:
5 cups apple cider
2 shots apple liqueur
4 cinnamon sticks
1/2 an apple (sliced)
1/2 cup orange juice
2 shots maple flavored whiskey
Set the whiskey to the side and combine all the other ingredients into teapot. Heat until tea kettle whistles. Pour the put one shot of whiskey into 2 mugs, and pour the contents in to the mugs, stir and enjoy!
Friday Oct 25, 2013
Friday Oct 25, 2013
In this episode, we talk about the black teen who was falsely accused by Barney's New York department store for credit card fraud. Are YouTube confessions the new wave? And disgusting grocery stores in NYC make you want to only eat air.
Drink of the week:
Sorcery
1/2 cup cranberry pomegranate juice
2 shots of vodka
zest and juice of 1 lime
8 mint sprigs
ice
Fill two small cocktail glasses with ice, then pour in 1/4 cup or more of cranberry pomegranate juice or juice of your choice. In a cocktail shaker, mix 2 shots of vodka with ice, 6 mint sprigs, lime zest and lime juice. Shake to combine. Pour lime/vodka mixture over the cranberry juice. Top with a couple of extra mint leafs.
Friday Oct 18, 2013
Friday Oct 18, 2013
On this week's episode, Ari and Deeds discuss the the government shutdown being over, some cool new startups, the return of RHOA and LHHNY, Pusha T, and a slew of other random topics!
• 1 oz. pineapple juice
• 1 oz. fresh lemon juice
• 1 tsp. maraschino liqueur
Combine in a shaker and shake well. Serve over ice in a highball glass. Garnish with a cherry and pineapple.
Friday Oct 11, 2013
Friday Oct 11, 2013
Simple syrup:
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
1 cup blueberries
4 lavender sprigs (or 1 1/2 teaspoons dried food-grade lavender buds)
Combine these three ingredients in a saucepan and bring to a boil stirring to dissolve sugar. Reduce heat to a low simmer and add 4 lavender sprigs (or 1 1/2 teaspoons of dried lavender) and keep on low heat for 10 minutes.
Strain pressing the blueberries to get all of their juice.
Drink:
1 cup blueberries, for ice cubes
2 cups vodka
3/4 cup blueberry lavender simple syrup* recipe below
4 ounces lime juice
Soda water
Fresh lavender for garnish
Divide the cup of blueberries between two ice cube trays and fill with water. Freeze completely. OR spread them evenly on a sheet tray and freeze until solid.
In a glass pitcher combine the vodka, simple syrup, lime juice, and club soda. Add ice cubes. Add remaining ice cubes to glasses. Pour the mixture over top and serve with a sprig of lavender.
Friday Oct 04, 2013
Friday Oct 04, 2013
It's our 40th episode! Woot! This week Ari and Deeds discuss the government shut down, trends that we wish would DIE, a woman who is chronicling her journey to make her boyfriend 300 sandwiches so that he will propose, and women who buy their own engagement rings.
1 oz. Sauvignon Blanc
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. freshly pressed apple juice
1 oz. simple syrup
½ oz. lemon
1½ oz. seltzer water
To make simple syrup, mix equal parts hot water and sugar until sugar is dissolved. Combine all ingredients except soda water in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a glass filled with ice. Top with seltzer water.
Friday Sep 27, 2013
Friday Sep 27, 2013
In this episode, Didi and Ariel talk about his hilarious and ingenious new product called Poopurri. They also talk about the controversy of Disney World lines and disabled tour guides. Dr. J Curves gives the girls what they need, and fall TV is back!
1 1/4 oz. Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum
6 oz. hot apple cider
1 tbsp. sugar
1 tbsp. cinnamon
Add hot apple cider and Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum to a glass rimmed with sugar and cinnamon.
Friday Sep 20, 2013
Friday Sep 20, 2013
On this week's episode, Ari and Deeds chat about some of this week's current events; GTA V and ios7 update; the minimalist life, and the art of seduction!
1 1/2 ounces poblano-infused tequila blanco
1/2 ounce Cointreau
1/2 ounce fresh lime juice
1/4 ounce agave syrup
2 slices ripe avocado
To garnish
1 teaspoon Absinthe
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon sea salt
1 teaspoon paprika
Directions:
- Muddle avocado in the bottom of a shaker. Combine all ingredients into the shaker with ice, excluding the garnishes.
- Begin flambé garnish: combine cumin, salt, and paprika into a dish. Add absinthe and ignite all the ingredients. "Cook" until absinthe has been dissolved and ingredients are dry. Rim the coupe glass with flambé garnish.
- Shake ingredients and strain into the coupe glass.
Friday Sep 13, 2013
Friday Sep 13, 2013
In this episode, Didi and Ariel talk about new web series they just watched and lust after actor Andra Fuller. They also gossip about gossiping, and get into being an introvert in church and what people can do to deal.
Friday Sep 06, 2013
Friday Sep 06, 2013
On this week's episode, Ari and Didi talk about Miley Cyrus' fake twerking, the fake Cronut - or Kronut rather, Dunkin Donuts and their new ad with fake black people, and more!
2 1/2 cups coffee ice cream
1 1/2 cups milk
1/2 cup Kahlúa
2 large chocolate chip cookies + 1 more to crumble on top
6 ice cubes
Add all ingredients to a blender and process until almost smooth, leaving some small pieces of cookie if possible. Pour in glasses and crumble more cookies on top. Serve!
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