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Jan 31, 2014
Jan 31, 2014
1hr 7 min
On this week's episode we discuss the internet obsession with cats, a new pastry rival to the Cronut® - the Doughscuit, The apocalyptic *sarcasm font* snow storm in Atlanta, and what makes a good liar!
1/2 oz vodka preferably Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka)
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz cointreau or other orange-flavored liqueur)
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz light rum
2 cups hot tea such as English Breakfast
honey (to taste)
lemon juice (to taste)
2 cinnamon sticks

Jan 24, 2014
Jan 24, 2014
1hr 3 min
We talk about Drake on SNL and the state of sketch comedy TV. We also reminisce about Internet of yesterday’s past. And of course TV talk!
Drink of the week:
Polar Bear Vortex
1 tsp of clover honey
1 1/2 parts Courvoisier VSOP Cognac
4 parts hot milk (or half and half)
Grated nutmeg for garnish
- Combine the ingredients in a warm mug.
- Garnish with grated nutmeg.
Preparation:

Jan 17, 2014
Jan 17, 2014
1hr 9 min
On this week's episode, we discuss infidelity and the Coolidge Effect phenomena, the worst school in NYC, how a non twerker won Juicy J's $50,000 twerk scholarship, and of course TV!

Dec 31, 2013

Dec 20, 2013
Dec 20, 2013
1hr 26 min
In this week's episode, Ari and Deeds discuss current events such as China cracking down on Bitcoin, causing a major dip in it's value. R. kelly has a new album out- "Black Panties"; new lights and new perspective have been shed on R. Kelly, and his predatory sexual habits. Beyonce secretly released an album and we LOVE it! But shhhhhh! Don't tell nobody! Christmas is next week, and we share anecdotes about our most memorable holiday seasons past.
Drink of the Week
Season's Greetings
2 cups pomegranate juice (chilled)
1 cup cranberry juice (chilled)
8 ozs vodka
8 ozs Cointreau Liqueur
1 cup club soda (chilled)
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice (from 6 lemons)
1/2 cup simple syrup
As always, you can chat with us! @CatnapsNCognac @arielcherie @LuckieStarZ

Dec 13, 2013
Dec 13, 2013
1hr 17 min
1 oz. Southern Comfort
6 oz. Milk
Mix over ice a highball glass and alter proportions of alcohol according to taste.

Dec 6, 2013
Dec 6, 2013
1hr 4 min
We're back! On this week's episode, Ari and Deeds discuss what they did over the break, their new fave indie pop band - Cults, and new form of virtual currency called Bitcoins.
- 4 cups whole milk
- 1 cinnamon stick
- 1 can (14 ounces) sweetened condensed milk
- 1/2 cup rice or almond flour (bobsredmill.com)
- 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
- 1/2 cup dark or light rum (optional)
- Ice cubes
- Garnish: ground cinnamon and cinnamon sticks
- Bring whole milk and cinnamon stick to a simmer in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Remove from heat, and transfer to a bowl. Whisk in condensed milk, flour, and vanilla. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.
- Strain mixture through a fine sieve, and stir in rum if using. Divide among 4 ice-filled glasses. Garnish with ground cinnamon and cinnamon sticks.

Nov 22, 2013
Nov 22, 2013
1hr 8 min
Cutest kid awards goes to Batkid and Chloe. Have you ever gotten lost in IKEA? And we (well, some of us) love pumpkin! Didi and Ariel are joined by Sterling and Mike from The Lost Dial! Get into it! (TWSS)

Nov 15, 2013
Nov 15, 2013
1hr 18 min
On this week's episode Ari and Deeds discuss this week's current events, NYC's micro apartment living - a.k.a. shoe box living, and The Best Man Holiday, which is in theaters 11/15/13!
Drink of the Week
Micro Merriment
Chat with us!

Nov 7, 2013
Nov 7, 2013
1hr 35 sec
Didi and Ariel act a fool in this episode, where they talk about the sriacha and chocolate shortage, Blockbuster closing, and why cereal may just be the worst choice for breakfast.
1 pinch brown sugar
1 jalepeno
Fill a shaker with ice cubes. Add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a jalapeno.
